Paul Pelosi was drunk driving, blew a stop sign, totaled his Porsche, and crashed into another person. “Not guilty.” That’s what he’s going with. Well, his attorneys are going with it because Pinot Paul no-showed in court.

From Fox News:

A lawyer for Paul Pelosi, the multimillionaire husband of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, appeared on his behalf in a Napa County, California, court for his arraignment on DUI charges Wednesday morning.

The attorney, Amanda Bevins, entered a plea of not guilty to both counts on her client’s behalf before Napa County Superior Court Judge Monique Langhorne.

Pelosi’s 2021 Porsche and the other driver’s 2014 Jeep sustained “major collision damage” in a crash around 10:17 p.m. on May 28, and responding officers found Pelosi in his driver’s seat in his damaged car near the intersection of California Route 29 and Oakville Cross Road.

Pelosi faces two misdemeanor charges, DUI causing injury and driving with a blood alcohol level of .08% causing injury.

If Pelosi skates, this will be another shining example of a two-tiered justice system.